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Joke of the Day
"What happens when the USSR gets back together? A Soviet Reunion."
Next Joke
"Wanna hear a joke? Serving sizes"
"What did one Labium say to the other Labium? We were tight until that Dick came between us."
"I saved a ton of money on cool sports cars, vacation getaways and NFL season tickets by having children."
"I slept like a baby last night 2 hours of sleep and a whole lot of crying"
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard I throw them."
"Was out a drive with my dyslexic mate... I notice there's something not right. ""Can you smell petrol?"" I say ""Smell petrol?! I can't even smell my name"""
"Did you all hear about the new terrorist group called Al-paca? The leaders name is Olama Bin Laden."
"What do you call someone who studied from the greatest teachers in the country, met the greatest scientists, academicians, friends in the country? Donald Trump"
"Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."