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Joke of the Day
"What is worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust"
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"Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the bathtub."
"If I were to have an affair I'd make sure to have a signed prehumptial agreement."
"I'm making a band! I started a band called 999 Megabytes...we havent gotten a gig yet."
"Girl you must be a freezer, because I want to put a dead clown in you."
"Thinking of starting an all Asian band Just so we can be called GnarLee"
"A chicken lays a man on the floor Which came first?"
"ME: So are you gonna put it in me or what NURSE: Sir it's a blood draw please stop saying that"
"What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal? Sparkie."
"My cat knocked my phone into the toilet so now I have to shop for a new cat."