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Joke of the Day

"A chicken lays a man on the floor Which came first?"

"How do we know that Jesus was made of bread? Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen."

"When I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality. ` And then I wait for the next bus."

"Ask me about my vow of silence."

"What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope!"

"Dear Men. When a woman says she doesn't want to talk about it, you'd better shut up, grab a chair and get ready to listen...for hours."

"We're supposed to lose all the trees by 2020 but if we work hard, we can make it by 2018."

"I refuse to do laundry because it's racist, because you need to separate white from the colored."

"Men are like pillows. Eventually even the best ones get soft and lumpy."

"Not picking up the phone is some of the most fun you can have with a phone."