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Joke of the Day

"A chicken lays a man on the floor Which came first?"

"Since we seem to be terrified of homosexuals, it would seem that the key to conquering America would be to attack us with an all-Gay army."

"What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common? All they talk about is the presidential erection"

"How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb? None. They just move out of the house."

"When a guy wearing shorts and sandals to a bar is picking out songs on the jukebox, it's going to end badly for everyone."

"There is too much freedom in this country, we need more expensive smart."

"I'm a practicing Catholic But I'm not ready to go pro just yet."

"Do you know why the Easter Bunny hides his eggs? Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's been FUCKING CHICKENS!!!"

"A prisoner said to me today ""Boss, I think my cellmate is a fag"" ""cos he closes his eyes when i kiss him goodnight"""

"What did Hitler smoke? The Jews."