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Joke of the Day
"Thinking of starting an all Asian band Just so we can be called GnarLee"
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"Did you hear about the fugitive midget psychic? He's a small medium at large."
"3 Statisticians Go Hunting They eventually spot a deer. The first shoots 5 meters above his head. The second shoots 5 meters below his head. Then the third yells out ""We Got Him!"""
"How do porcupines hug? Carefully!"
"What is James Bonds code name when he is abroad? +4407"
"What do you call a cow with Parkinson's? Beef jerky"
"Ok fine, I'll weigh in: every museum needs to lose that one room that's just old bowls."
"A muslim guy greeted his friend on an airplane. They were both detained. His friend named Jack."
"I told my wife I lost 10 lbs in one hour ""No way. That's impossible!"" she said. ""Trust me,"" I said, ""I have no idea where our baby is."""
"[Dark] What is black on the bottom and white on top? Society."