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Joke of the Day
"ME: So are you gonna put it in me or what NURSE: Sir it's a blood draw please stop saying that"
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"What came first the chicken or the egg? actually i came first... inside the chicken."
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"What do you do when you see an Indian limping? Stop laughing and reload. (Sorry)"
"What does a self-conscious vampire say? ""I'm going to suck.."""
"""Wow he's good"" -possum at the morgue"
"Pedophiles are like televisions Even a three year old can turn them on."
"I just bought an antique clock with missing hands. I think it's a timeless treasure."
"Wife was in ICU Doctor: She is in a coma. Husband: Please save her. She's just 30. *Just then, ECG starts beeping. Fingers move. Her lips mumbled... And she spoke: I'm 29"
"I still don't understand how finishing my food is going to save a starving child in Africa."