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Joke of the Day
"If I were to have an affair I'd make sure to have a signed prehumptial agreement."
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"What's the difference between Michael phelps and hitler... Michael phelps can finish a race"
"One guy says to another, ""I feel like a million bucks!"" And the other guy says, ""Me, too! But how can we get it?"" Title."
"Larry La Prise, the creator of the hokey pokey died this week.... Every thing went well with the funeral except putting the body in the casket They put the left leg in.... And then the trouble started"
"Why did my semen cross the road? The condom broke"
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentacles"
"Date: ""You're very tall! Do you play basketball?"" Me: ""You're very fat. Are you a sumo wrestler?"""
"There was an inflation joke on reddit once It blew up"
"Woman bus drivers When I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality. And then I wait for the next bus..."
"*arouses suspicion* Suspicion: I have a boyfriend. But c'mere."