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Joke of the Day

"Girl you must be a freezer, because I want to put a dead clown in you."

"What do you use to check your cell from across the room? A telephono lens."

"Did you know that 69 is now 96? With this worsening economy, it costs a lot more to eat out."

"Damn girl, are you today's date? Because you are 10/10"

"What is Spiderman's perfect job? A web designer. ^^^^^sorry!"

"Q: Why couldn't the shoes go out and play? A: They were all tied up."

"If you marry an 18 year old they call you a cradle robber.. So if you marry a 70 year old, does that make you a grave robber?"

"People ask me where I see myself in 5 years. I don't know. I don't have 2020 vision."

"A Bartender Says, ""We Don't Serve Time Travelers"" A time traveler enters the bar."

"A mathematical limerick A dozen, a gross, and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Is nine squared and not a bit more."