224837
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal? Sparkie."
Next Joke
"You can call John Lennon a genius all you want, but the simple fact is he married Yoko Ono. Thats a big strike against the genius part."
"Where did Noah keep his bees? The Ark Hives"
"Time out. Otters not only sleep holding hands, but have a SPECIAL POCKET to hold their favorite rock? Humans are bullshit."
"What's half a joke look like?"
"What's a Republican Congressman's favorite movie? Kill Bill"
"Introducing new Beats by Chris Brown Now available in black and blue"
"I got jumped by five black guys in Baltimore. The car started right up but they said I'd need a new battery."
"What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe? He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy."
"911: what's your emergency? me: I taught my Dad how to text 911: the problem ma'am? me: he CALLS to say ""yeah, got ur text"""