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Joke of the Day

"I saw a post about Trump supporters... And I wondered why someone would need a supporter when they have such tiny fingers."

"Got caught checking out another woman? Turn to your woman and say ""Did you see how ugly that girl's hair was?"""

"The pilot asks over the PA system whether there's a doctor on board From the back a guy shouts ""I'm a vegan!"""

"Baseball is my favorite sport, because you can play it on a professional level with food in your mouth."

"Watch out for the bandit stealing and shredding newspapers. It's breaking news."

"What do you call colorful secret police? The RGB"

"Thought I was having a good hair day. Mother Nature likes to keep my ego in check though. She's really good at that."

"Anyone have a good recipe for ice cubes?"

"Once I did a presentation on George Washington & was asked when he died, but I never looked it up, so I said ""He's alive in all of us today"""

"A club walks into a seal."