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Joke of the Day

"I saw a post about Trump supporters... And I wondered why someone would need a supporter when they have such tiny fingers."

"I always hit ""ignore call"" with my middle finger."

"Was Snoop Dogg being serious when he changed his name? Or was Snoop Lion ?"

"Dolphins are the most philosophical of all marine mammals... They send most of their lives searching for a porpoise"

"Somebody stole my mood ring I don't know how to feel about it."

"The best joke I ever heard from a Laffy Taffy wrapper Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? ... The kids have to play inside."

"Ladies, if you ever need to fend off an attacker, just start talking about what's been going on in your life."

"What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations? There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach."

"Why do hunters close one eye before shooting? Because if they close the other, they can't see!"

"Want a slutty costume? Dress up like my professors, they barely cover anything important."