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Joke of the Day

"Thought I was having a good hair day. Mother Nature likes to keep my ego in check though. She's really good at that."

"German men like their women like they like their beer Full."

"While seen my x-ray, my doctor said.... You know, when I was a child my dad use to tell me ""A picture is worth a thousand words"" But this one just say ""You're screwed"""

"I wonder if Buzz and woody had ever met Andy's mom's toys. They probably have the same names"

"*tries to play a skeletons ribs like a xylophone* SKELETON: you cant...it's not- this is a mischaracterization perpetuated by the media"

"What do you call a canine that lives at the beach? A hot dog."

"What did the spaceman see in his frying pan? An unidentified frying object."

"""I'm too sexy for my mom."" - Right Said Freud"

"Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space? because it couldn't survive in the Battlefield."

"How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. But it takes 3 episodes."