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Joke of the Day

"A blonde and a burnette are on opposite sides of a river... The burnette yells to the blonde ""how do I get to the other side?"" The blonde yells back ""you are on the other side!"""

"How many Potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None."

"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey But then I turned myself around. So that's what it's all about."

"Rick Santorum is claiming that Mitt Romney and Ron Paul have teamed up against him... Which is kind of ironic that Santorum can be brought down by two men forming a civil union."

"What do you call Nashville's Junior Hockey League? The Child Predators."

"Three strippers walk into a bar Mitzvah"

"All that money and sleep was super annoying anyway. -lies parents tell themselves"

"What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Walking"

"My wife is not buying that autocorrect changed ""You're psychic"" to ""You're psycho."""

"Bill Cosby likes his women like he likes his town cars... Blacked out"