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Joke of the Day

"A club walks into a seal."

"If your tweet gets stolen and posted on Facebook... It's your own fault for not making it offensive enough!"

"What did the the black boy get for Christmas? Your Bike..."

"Gays and ISIS ... are fucking assholes."

"Is cakeday. Comment with best Latvian joke. Make laugh. Is good distract from malnourish."

"Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space? Because no one on earth wants to buy it."

"Lame joke: ""What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?"" Frostbite."

"The inventor of the Red Solo Cup had died. His body was found under the sofa in the living room three days after his death."

"""Hey mom, where could I buy some paperclips?"" ""Staples?"" ""No....Paperclips."""

"Q: When will there be a woman in the White House? A: When Hillary leaves town."