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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An old croak !"

"Going to a Kenny G concert must feel like being on hold for two hours."

"I'm a carbie girl in a barbie world."

"What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders? He quit running."

"I'm sure I'm not the only person to ever use Google Maps Satellite feature to see whose car is in my driveway in the middle of the day."

"What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower? Mint conditioner."

"Why was the necrophiliac depressed? His rotten girlfriend split on him."

""" Could you explain to me why I woke up this morning with a cucumber up my ass? "" My wife screamed. "" Could you explain to me,"" I yelled back, "" Why you didn't wake up when I put it there? """

"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? ""Aye matey!"""

"Kristen Stewart was raised by a pair of vacuum cleaners"