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Joke of the Day
"What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower? Mint conditioner."
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"Dad joke Do any of you, when going poop, say ""Get out of me you piece of shit!"" And then chuckle cuz it's a literal piece of shit?"
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee... ...go to bed at 3 AM as if you did not have to get up at 7."
"How many ears does Spock have? A right ear, a left ear, and the final front ear."
"It blows my mind that people walk around acting like Steve Harvey won't jump out from behind a bush at any moment & murder them."
"What is the definition of trust? Gay cannibals"
"(Mild GoT spoilers) Why is Hodor's real name Wylis? Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout."
"What do a horny guy and a bad driver have in common? They are both bad at pulling out."
"Im on a sea food diet if I seafood I eat it."
"What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time? Shhhhhhh."