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Joke of the Day
"Going to a Kenny G concert must feel like being on hold for two hours."
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"(TERRORIST WARNING) Why did the suicidal air go to the airport? So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh."
"How to insult an elder in the museum. Say ""I would shake your hand, but the sign says ""Do not touch the artifacts.""""."
"Willie Nelson died today.. Yeah he was playing on the road again.."
"What's a police officer's favorite party game? Pin the murder on the black guy"
"What do you call a disabled nun? Virgin mobile"
"Some grade school humor What's brown and sticky? * ** *** **** *** ** * A Stick!!"
"Trump is actually ambidextrous He can move from right to left as he chooses"
"So two guys walk into a bar... and the third one ducks."
"Why don't blind people skydive more often? It scares the shit outta their dog! - - - - **Now how do the blind people know they're about to hit the ground ?** The leash gets slack."