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Joke of the Day

"I'm sure I'm not the only person to ever use Google Maps Satellite feature to see whose car is in my driveway in the middle of the day."

"Redditors screaming REPOST!! at everything are like grandparents. Just that they don't even seem to *like* the 'good old days'."

"Horrible joke Getting screwed over by a ex is like learning that your crabs got herpes"

"I was just eating cashews and one of them fell into my bra. Is it still a cashew or is it a chestnut now?"

"[Girl takes off her clothes] ""You have had sex before right?"" [Me, in a suit of armor & holding a cauliflower] ... ""no actually"""

"What was Hitler's favorite letter? I have no idea, but it was probably NOT Z."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Borg ! Borg who ? Borg standard !"

"A woman walks into a bar and says, ""I'll have an entendre, in fact, make it a double"" So he gave it to her."

"I'm not above apologizing for my drunken behavior I'm just sick of repeating myself"

"I didn't believe my friend that you can't get big muscles without supplements ... Turns out it's the only whey"