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Joke of the Day

"I'm sure I'm not the only person to ever use Google Maps Satellite feature to see whose car is in my driveway in the middle of the day."

"What did Santa say to the three prostitutes? (Pointing to each in turn) Ho! Ho! Ho!"

"Nothing is better than working out to 80s music. Except listening to 80s music without working out."

"There was a puppy named Joke... He died, and that was the end of the Joke..."

"A grasshopper goes into a bar... and the bartender says, ""Hey! We have a drink named after you."" The grasshopper says, ""You have a drink named Phil?"""

"I kept reading a book about Gawker... But every page kept going back to Chapter 11"

"How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job? She swallowed"

"Why do fat white women like black guys? Because they heard black makes you look thin."

"""I haven't read an update about Karen's Farmville crops in a few days. I hope everything is OK."" - no one, ever"

"Copyright In India copyright means the right to copy."