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Joke of the Day
"I'm a carbie girl in a barbie world."
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"Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock? He ran into trafiki."
"What would George Washington do if he were alive right now? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin."
"Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate much interest."
"What do gay horses eat? *HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY*"
"what do you call a dinosaur with a big mouth, big ass and tiny hands? T-Rump"
"What do religion and a penis have in common? Wave it in someone's face and they'll get mad!"
"GOD: Let's give her ALL the awesome. ""But what if it's TOO much awesome?"" GOD: Then we'll divide it evenly between multiple personalities."
"It's annoying how mirrors are always all like, ""Hey, c'mere. I wanna show you something gross about you."""
"""DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME"" - Farts"