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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? ""Aye matey!"""
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"Has anyone ever told you what it's like to be royally screwed? Let me fill you in."
"Met someone on Craigslist, guess I'm dating a grill now."
"What does an Irish Samuel L Jackson say when passing someone on the street? Top of the Mornin' Muthafucka!"
"Don't be stupid, if their ex is still calling it's because they're still getting an answer."
"Why does the nazi love to bring his jewish friend to indian restaurants? Because he loves to order some **sizlar** for his jewish friend."
"Best actor of all time in human history. Also Starring"
"What do you call a psychic on /b/? A 4Chan-Teller"
"What do you call a poster of a sexy pepper? A jalapinup"
"Broke my good sunglasses... But instead of buying new ones, I'm just gonna put Trump pictures where the lenses used to be. He seems to be far more polarizing than my Costas ever were."