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Joke of the Day
"My grandma once told me... that she is a virgin"
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"Your parent's house: a place where even bad photos find their way into frames."
"I booked a taxi today When it arrives I threw up a Nazi salute. I bet no one's thought of heiling a cab before"
"The Bible TL;DR"
"Did you all hear Jerry Sandusky is getting a custom ipod touch? It will be known as the itouch kids!"
"A woman walks into her doctor's office NSFW she ask's her doctor: is it possible to get pregnant from anal sex? her doctor replies: of course, how do you think lawyers are born?"
"I just sold Viagra to a guy who thinks it's ambien He's going to be up all night"
"Why are Jewish movies different from other movies? Because they are uncut."
"[kung fu fight] ""Your tiger claw is no match for my crane."" *starts lifting heavy building materials*"
"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaay"