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Joke of the Day
"Your parent's house: a place where even bad photos find their way into frames."
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"If I were a trumpet player I would constantly borrow other people's trumpets. I'd hate to toot my own horn"
"They told me to keep it in my pants... But it was too hard. Happy Valentine's Day folks!"
"Punishment Not talking to your husband to punish him is like trying to kill a fish by drowning!"
"Smart cars are a good idea until you die in a 5 mph parking lot collision"
"Have you heard about that new movie, ""The Homophobic Preacher""? Hasn't come out yet."
"What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler? ""Am I exhausted!"""
"I have a nice body. It's out in the trunk."
"People admit to shopping for their girlfriends/wives all the time... but when I do it I get busted for ~~prostitution~~ human trafficking."
"Did you know 50% of Asians in America have cataracts? The other half drive Lincolns"