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Joke of the Day

"Your parent's house: a place where even bad photos find their way into frames."

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"What's ISIS's favourite song? Niggas in Paris"
"Do you know what a true competitor is? [NSFW] It's a guy who enters a masturbation contest and comes in first, third and ninth."
"What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend? She wiped her arse."
"Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed? To see how long he slept for."
"GUESS WHAT Knock knock who dere not robin williams"
"What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common? The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them."
"Babe, does this mole look suspicious to you? *Points at mole wearing sunglasses and a raincoat*"
"My friend told me he hasn't pooped in over a month, but I'm not sure I believe him... ...either way he's full of shit."