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Joke of the Day

"Did you all hear Jerry Sandusky is getting a custom ipod touch? It will be known as the itouch kids!"

"Well, I just had this Epiphany, but I'm a little worried ... I think she might be underage."

"People who tweet about politics should have to pass a small test: if i say ""Oh, look, a dead bird,"" and you look UP, we take your phone away"

"I have awful jet lag The WiFi on this airliner is just terrible"

"An Irishman walks... out of a bar."

"Why do Italian men grow moustaches? They want to look like their mothers."

"For my next trick I'll turn a 12 pack of beer into domestic violence."

"Don't get me started on trigonometry... I'll go on a tangent."

"I went to an art contest recently... It ended in a draw."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! The job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in his jeans."