81943
Joke of the Day
"Why are Jewish movies different from other movies? Because they are uncut."
Next Joke
"Why are there no cats on mars? Curiosity"
"Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer one of the skunks said ""Whatever shall we do?"" ""Let us spray!"" replied the other."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, as long as there's a bed inside."
"I once submitted 10 puns to a contest to see which one would win. Unfortunately, no-pun-in-ten-did."
"Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room? Because it was More ER Tea."
"Why did hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill"
"Who did the dyslexic devil worshipper sell his soul to? Santa"
"What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to? Their nose"
"(this joke is fucked)whats the difference between a baby and a water melon? When u eat a water melon you leave the skin"