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Joke of the Day
"I just sold Viagra to a guy who thinks it's ambien He's going to be up all night"
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"THE HONEST LAWYER When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth? When his lips are shut."
"I went to get a haircut today... ...but I couldn't remember what I wanted off the top of my head, so I left."
"Did you hear about the preganant comedian? She's got a pun in the oven."
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em."
"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frog's finger"
"Two cannibals are eating a clown One says to the other, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on a chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on a chin? A dick in your mouth"
"My wife has been around the block a few dozen times, if you know what I mean. She's a mail carrier."
"I never know what to do with my hands during sex. I just end up snapping my fingers along with the rhythm."