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Joke of the Day
"Where did sally go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere"
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"Today is the 20th anniversary of the genocide in Rwanda, but first... let me take a selfie."
"What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence."
"What's 9+10? 19 you fucking dumbass"
"Shit. Gotta huge job interview tomorrow and I have no clue where I put my prom dress"
"If you don't need to change shirts after eating a hot dog you're not doing it right."
"My Dad just had a stairlift installed in the house. Its driving him up the wall."
"Because we love Adel.. Why did my computer just say hello? Oh, that's right. It's A Dell."
"Say one positive thing about your opponent Well...he does convert oxygen into carbon dioxide which helps trees grow."
"Two guys walk into a bar... The third guy ducks."