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Joke of the Day
"Where did sally go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere"
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"what do u call a tilt-a-whirl operator with a sunburn? carne asada"
"What do you call a female deer that hangs out outside of a pickle factory? A dill-doe"
"*smoke detector chirps* me*takes battery out* *chirp* me*cuts wires* *chirp* me*smashes it with a hammer* *chirp* wife:We have more than one"
"What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album? The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me"
"Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage? I couldn't raise them"
"If there's three people, it's usually a threesome. If there's two people, it's called a twosome. And if a guy is single? He's usually called handsome."
"Bridge is like sex If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
"How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. We don't address hardware issues."
"How did the farmer move his cows? In a mooving van!"