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Joke of the Day

"How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. We don't address hardware issues."

"[NSFW] What is the best engine ever made in this world? A vagina! 1. It takes any size pistons. 2. It auto lubricates itself 3. every 28 days it performs automatic oil changes."

"Why do Asians have such small tits? Because they can only get As."

"Christmas is shit. Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross."

"I've never met a Friday I didn't like!"

"What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing."

"Everyone working at a bank looks like if you said ""Marry me and I'll take you away from all this,"" they'd instantly scream ""Yes!"""

"Everything happens for a reason. But, sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions."

"Cake day: How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist"

"Ran out of toilet paper, so I had to use leaves. Just kidding, but my son learned a big lesson about leaving his clothes in the bathroom."