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Joke of the Day
"Bridge is like sex If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
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"A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, you know we've got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper says.... ...Ralph?"
"If I had a dollar for every time somebody got the punchline wrong I'd have a lot of euros"
"Gay jokes are not funny! Cum on guys!"
"....So carrying a ""wet floor"" sign and putting it down immediately after using your best pickup line on a woman is frowned upon!"
"I put on my pants just like you, reluctantly, when the doorbell rings."
"Why do Hipsters wear long pants in the summer They are doing it before it's cool"
"How does Donald Trump adopt pets? He just grabs the first pussy he sees."
"Just put some trousers on I last wore at a wedding in 2001 and found a Nokia 3210 in the back pocket. It's still got 2 bars of battery on it."
"Q: What do you call an 800 pound gorilla? A: Anything he wants to be called."