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Joke of the Day
"Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage? I couldn't raise them"
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"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's a trick question. Feminists haven't changed anything."
"I didn't get the joke about the hot air balloon. I think it was over my head."
"How do you turn lead into gold? Start a war."
"*barber hands me the mirror to check the back* ""Looks good!"" I lie, after a few seconds of being unable to get the mirror to angle properly"
"To err is human; to moo bovine."
"Two elephants jump off a cliff Boom, boom"
"How to do math with sex. You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply!"
"Are you a moment of Inertia? Because you're MR (squared)"
"A girl went to the village shaman She asked him ""I saw a dog in my dream and he was licking my foot. What does it means?"" The shaman replied ""It means that your other half will come soon"""