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Joke of the Day
"How did the farmer move his cows? In a mooving van!"
Next Joke
"What did the architect say about the rack? How does she not fall over?"
"I mostly make black jokes because I have a dark sense of humor"
"I was making breakfast, then ""She's a maniac"" came on the radio... Everything is a blur. Why am I so tired? Why am I in this steel factory?"
"A wise man once said that life is like a box of chocolates the black ones don't last very long"
"There are three types of people in this world... Those who can count, and those who can't."
"7yo: mommy you smell like beer. Me: well, you smell like a bad idea that your dad and I thought could fix our marriage....now go to bed."
"How can you judge how good the orgasm was? From the amount of time it takes you to press Alt-F4 afterwards."
"""Oh you just put lotion on? You're not going anywhere."" - Doorknob"
"The original E*TRADE baby, Jaden Mills, died in an electrical fire 2 years ago."