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Joke of the Day

"Yes I read reddit on the toilet I do it for shits and giggles"

"My son ate all the marshmallows in the Lucky Charms and well guess who isn't paying for his college now."

"How does clickbait work? Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens? WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!"

"Reporter: Is there anything you can do to make people hate you more? Rodger Goodell: Coldplay is doing the Super Bowl halftime show."

"What do you call research to implicate dictators of other countries for murders by biological warfare? ...Foreign sick science."

"When asked which is more important looks or brains? 9 out of 10 zombies said ""braaaaiiiiinnnnssss"" number 10 ate the researcher."

"When I get calls from unknown numbers I panic, decline and then wait for the voicemail like I'm about to be murdered."

"What do you call a clingy, moody scientist? A dependent variable"

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-dwelling scum sucker. The other is a fish."

"I met a girl named ""JKMNO"" today when I mispronounced her name. I asked her proper pronunciation... Her name was ""No L"""