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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a female deer that hangs out outside of a pickle factory? A dill-doe"
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"Here comes my big moment... MOMENT."
"What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio? Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue."
"Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel glad to be alive? I just did and I won't be allowed on this airline again"
"How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ? You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction."
"Wanna hear my Jump Rope joke? Never mind, I'll just skip it."
"I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said ""thanks!"" I said ""don't mention it."""
"Is syphilis forever? Or is it kinda like... Clap on, Clap off?"
"Gonna get my girlfriend a pickaxe for Valentine's Day. Because she's a Minor"
"What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyonce"