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Joke of the Day
"[awful tragedy happens] me (rolling up sleeves): time to be an idiot online"
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"Quick question... How many Facebook pokes before it's okay to ask her to take a load to the face?"
"Whats the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause."
"Two condoms walk past a gay bar. Two condoms walk past a gay bar, one turns to the other and says, ""Hey, wanna go get...shitfaced?"""
"A redneck looks at a Mexican right in the eye and says, ""how does it feel to marry my ex wife and have my sloppy seconds?"" ""not bad,"" replies Juan,""after 2.5 inches deep she felt brand new"""
"The EU have finally come up with a new currency It's Greece proof."
"A college lecturer asks his students who is poorer... A man with $1000 but is $750 in debt, or a man with $250. The hall is silent for a moment, then a student stands up and answers ""Me."""
"I had a break-through this morning... I should probably buy thicker toilet paper."
"Why did Waldo go to therapy? ..to find himself."
"My girlfriend is going to leave me... because of my poker addiction... I think she's bluffing."