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Joke of the Day
"Why did Waldo go to therapy? ..to find himself."
Next Joke
"I just found out that his full name is actually....Vehicle Identification Number Diesel."
"Be There or Be Square Because if you will be there, you will be around."
"How many dragon ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1, but it takes 6 episodes."
"What do you say to a handicapped dog? Down Syndrome, down!"
"I like my women like I like my Nintendo........ 64"
"Drop it! Please, just DROP IT. - My dog, whenever I'm eating."
"Why do all kids with down syndrome look like they came from the same father? And the shuttle to hell is boarding if anyone cares to join me...."
"TIFU by calling a flight attendant a stewardess. Man did he get pissed off."
"Remember April showers bring May flowers. But, Mayflowers being smallpox."