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Joke of the Day

"Quick question... How many Facebook pokes before it's okay to ask her to take a load to the face?"

"My boss told me: ""Dress for the job you want..."" so there will be a stormtrooper at tomorrow morning's meeting."

"Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone? Because she's dead."

"We could be like Romeo and Juliet. You go die and I'll go to sleep."

"I went to see my doctor to get my prostate checked. He gave me the thumbs up."

"How many people of a certain ethnicity does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, one to change the lightbulb; the other nine to act in a manner stereo-typically associated with said ethnicity."

"When you have the opportunity to become a bigger person, take it because cake is delicious."

"Any good jokes involving an Armadillo, a banana and a grandmother? Just checking how creative the Humorists in Reddit are."

"2 hr flight, better buy 8 lbs of fruit and nut mix."

"Everyone is going crazy over that Kim and Kanye named their baby ""North West"" I believe she's going straight to the top... And slightly to the left"