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Joke of the Day

"The EU have finally come up with a new currency It's Greece proof."

"Decided to start ranking my favorite minority groups: so far Lithuanians have a lot of catching up to do."

"[My Joke] Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated? Because their performance is lack-cluster."

"What do you call a duck that does drugs? A quack head!"

"What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you? You pull the trigger again."

"I was gonna post a joke about you... But I just realized it doesn't mean anything."

"What's the difference between a long bearded redneck and a long bearded ISIS man? One wants to eat filthy american pigs, and the other wants to kill the filthy american pigs."

"Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks."

"My black friend asked me... My black friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library I said wtf man it's 2015 you can use whatever printer you want"

"I arranged a fundraising event for victims of land mines last week. Total waste of time though!! Only half the people turned up."