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Joke of the Day

"A redneck looks at a Mexican right in the eye and says, ""how does it feel to marry my ex wife and have my sloppy seconds?"" ""not bad,"" replies Juan,""after 2.5 inches deep she felt brand new"""

"I hate when my tattoo guy asks if he can take pics for his website and then I wake up the next day realising I don't have any tattoos."

"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? You take the ""S"" out of ""safe"" and the ""F"" out of ""way""."

"I left three Cleveland Browns tickets on my windshield before yesterday's game. I came back and there were nine."

"What is a pigs favourite ballet? Swine Lake!"

"What did the grilled Seabass say at the Nuremberg trials? I was only following hors d'oeuvres."

"Two silk worms were in a race. They ended up in a tie."

"French tanks have 6 gears for going backwards and only 1 gear for going forward In case they get attacked from behind"

"Bees Did you guys hear about the new, milk-making bees they found in Africa? They're called boo bees."

"Did you hear about the documentary on perforations? It was terrible"