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Joke of the Day

"A dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac... lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog."

"Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9? Because Windows 7 8 9"

"7yo: ""Who's singing this?"" Me: ""Franz Ferdinand."" 7yo: ""But, he died in 1914."" Me:"

"Crouching tiger, public toilet seat."

"Do you know why Adele crossed the steet? To say hello from the other side :P"

"Do you guys like Civil War jokes? Because General Lee I don't find them funny."

"A lot of rappers had Diddy issues when they were growing up."

"Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks? The Just-Ice League."

"""Chewing"" and ""eating"" are very similar things. But ""getting chewed out"" and ""getting eaten out"" are very different."

"I'm surprised more people don't Photoshop a cleaner house into the background of their pictures."