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Joke of the Day
"Crouching tiger, public toilet seat."
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"What is tuba plus tuba? Fourba!"
"Nothing intrigues me more than wondering who inspired the DO NOT DRINK stickers on the back of cement trucks."
"How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!"
"Why did the chicken run out into traffic? To get to the other side."
"""You're going to leave me for someone younger,"" my wife explained. ""That's not right,"" I assured her. ""They could be older too."""
"I've been a right-leaning man for most of my life Fuck scoliosis."
"Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One gives you a weak hole and the other makes your whole week."
"Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night? The whole thing was a gas."
"[Guy goes on a date w me] Hm not sure if he likes me [13 more dates] Dunno? [Marries me] It's so confusing [Stays w me 30 yrs] How do u tell"