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Joke of the Day

"Do you guys like Civil War jokes? Because General Lee I don't find them funny."

"What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven"

"Tonight I was Attacked by 4-5 Terrorists . They were in Car with full loaded Guns. But thanks god I wake up."

"""I want to drink but not have a good time. One Bud Light, please."""

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Welcome to the jungle. Happy Birthday to you. - Christina Aguilera at a kid's birthday party."

"I'm not disappointed, I'm just mad"

"Why do farmers put bells on cows? Because their horns dont work!"

"Can you believe some cultures still communicate with clicky noises or primitive hieroglyphs? *clicks keyboard furiously* *adds 17 emojis*"

"If I had a dollar for every gender I could possibly be... I'd have $2.00."

"What city loves to eat sandwiches? Koldcutta"