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Joke of the Day

"Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9? Because Windows 7 8 9"

"What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say? ""Argh it's driving me nuts!"""

"You can't run through a campground... you can only ran, because it's past tents."

"Haters gonna hate... Masters gonna bate."

"What do you call a Black Abortion Clinic? Crime Stoppers. I'm going to hell"

"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back."

"How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy? With a crowbar."

"If you choose to always make it all about you, that's precisely who you'll end up with."

"Scientists claim that the Big Bang was the loudest noise that has ever occured in history. They obviously haven't met my kids."

"I got arrested the other day for stealing full stops. I'm looking at a long sentence."