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Joke of the Day

"Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9? Because Windows 7 8 9"

"Judge:""Since we can't prove who's baby it is we will ... cut the baby in half Worm Mom 1:""Sure Worm Mom 2 :""Ya do it."

"What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me!"

"My boss fired me because of my lack of knowledge in regards to the workplace. After a few hours I finally found the exit."

"Old people always poke me at weddings and say ""you're next."" I do the same thing to them at funerals"

"I've had 6 cups of coffee and am about to shave my pet cactus"

"they used to allow cell phones on airplames but the pasengers kept textimg the pilots to do loop-de-loops & barrel rols. it was too rad"

"Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia? They were afraid of Stalin."

"Jesus died for our sins. But then he came back to life. Pretty sure that breaks the deal."