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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why Adele crossed the steet? To say hello from the other side :P"
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"My wife has the body of a 16 year old schoolgirl... She keeps it in the fridge."
"Take My Advice I Don't Use It Anyways"
"Please. Danger is my middle name. ""What's your first name?"" Avoids"
"I don't like my computer memory. Not one bit."
"RIP to my hair dryer. It was the only thing to blow me for the last 10 years and never complain."
"My upstairs landlord asked if screams were coming from my apt or if she was dreaming. Either way, one of us has a terrifying neighbor."
"What do you call a gay man milking a cow? A Dairy Queen."
"So an elf walked into a bar... The hobbit laughed and walked under it."
"2 young Christians walk into a bar... But they're under age & can't drink, so they don't really do anything."