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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why Adele crossed the steet? To say hello from the other side :P"
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"Fish don't seem that stupid to me. If a burrito dropped out of the sky and hung in mid-air I would probably eat it."
"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live."
"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? DAM!!"
"France FINALLY won a war! Too bad it was against Lance Armstrong."
"What form of radiation bakes you cookies? A gramma ray"
"One of the good things about trump winning... We get to see Amy schumer leave."
"How is Donald Trump like a VW Bug? They both spew toxic hot air disguised as being good for Americans."
"Hostess: Table for one? Me: More like TABLE FOR FUN, AMIRITE? Hostess: ... Me: ... Hostess: ... Me: Yes, one please."
"those damn vegans still drinking water?!?! That's a fish's house, you nasty savages!!"