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Joke of the Day

"I'm really good at wrapping presents. It's a gift."

"My friend called me a grown ass man the other day... ... unfortunately I had to correct him, I'm more of a boob guy."

"Premature ejaculating searches young woman... Oh.... nevermind"

"Out of order. How does a time traveler tell jokes?"

"Why can't a prostitute count to 70? Because 69's a mouthful."

"Why is having phone sex such a bad idea? There's a good chance you'll get hearing AIDS"

"I ran the dishwasher today , but i couldnt keep up."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"You put the punch line in the title How do you ruin a good joke on Reddit?"

"What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge? Elvis Parsley"