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Joke of the Day
"What was the pig doing in the kitchen? Bacon! Get it?"
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"How do you re-use a condom? Turn it inside out, and shake the fuck out of it."
"What's an activity 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape"
"What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral? co-pper"
"Two peanuts were walking down the street One of them was assaulted"
"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""why the long face?"""
"Mattel has a campaign urging girls to pursue their limitless potential. It's called You Can Be Anything Except A Woman With Barbie's Body."
"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."
"[robbery in progress in the store I'm at] *quickly remembers training from karate school* *bows to robber* *is kicked in head so hard*"
"What do you say to an unemployed Rastafarian? Jah bless"