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Joke of the Day
"[15 minutes into choosing which crab from the tank to have for dinner] Date: are you crying?"
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"Apparently when your boss asks if you're on drugs ""which drugs?"" isn't the appropriate response. I know this now."
"I just seen a prius try his time on a quarter mile at the drag strip. Ill update when hes done."
"What's the wrong way to feed the cat? to the dog."
"Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween? Galapaghost Islands."
"Why Hitler used uBoots? Because the enemy did nazi them coming."
"I'd like to teach the world to sing. And while everyone's busy, I'd go watch a movie without people talking through it."
"What Do You Call A Dog With Wings? Linda McCartney"
"What do the Japanese do during erections? They vote."
"I asked my waitress if she thought me eating alone was embarrassing and she said, ""I work at Cheesecake Factory"""