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Joke of the Day
"There's Only One Thing I hate More Than a Litterbug... ...having a dirty car."
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"Cargo pants are for when you want to wear khakis, but also want to be a backpack."
"No, I don't hate you. I promise. Cross my heart and hope you die."
"I found girl lying on railroad tracks. I untied her, took her into bushes and we had great sex. No head, though. I never found it."
"Did you hear about the gay german? Apparently he Adolf Hitler."
"No job is free, even the blowjob!"
"What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Two bits!"
"A man ran into a hospital and yelled, ""I have only 59 seconds to live.""The receptionist said, ""Just a minute, please."""
"So I found out today that my diarrhea is hereditary It runs in my jeans Credit to /u/jdabarber"
"Whenever teachers say 'show your work', just write a bunch of numbers down and hope they're tired that night."