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Joke of the Day

"How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground? I thought Asian women couldn't drive &#3232;_&#3232;"

"Like a stoned man once said, I can't remember."

"Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear"

"Want to hear a joke? I was going to tell a gay joke, butt fuck it."

"The tag on this hot tub reads ""6 man"" when I clearly ordered a 1 man 5 woman hot tub. This one is going back!"

"Why did the girl reject the landfill owner? His place is a dump"

"What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner? A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green."

"Her: Ok you hang up. Him: No, you hang up first. Her: No, you first. Him: No, you first. NSA: Both of you hang up."

"Last time I did drugs I dated an All-In-One Printer for 3 days, so no thank you."

"What is the car company, Kia's, main competitor? Nokia"