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Joke of the Day
"Why did the girl reject the landfill owner? His place is a dump"
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"Got a message from the anti virus app on my phone telling me Twitter was safe. Clearly, the app isn't reading your tweets or looking at pics"
"The police are looking for a stole toilet from the police station. At the moment they have nothing to go on."
"Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit? /r/explainlikeimfive"
"*Writes ""For a good time call"" on random gas station bathroom wall *adds work phone number *Gets excited about work today"
"Why do people say ""Be there or be square""? Because if you're not there, then you're not around."
"Knock knock... Who's there? Dunup Dunup who?"
"I hope the bomber suspect is made of green screen so we can all project our most feared skin color onto him."
"Time flies like an arrow ... Fruit flies like a banana"
"What should you do if your car's engine is running slow? Get it to do some CARdio"