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Joke of the Day

"Mark Zuckerberg screwed over his class mates and best friend. Do you honestly think he cares about your opinion on the new Timeline layout?"

"The Ottoman Empire... Really loved to put their feet up. (such a bad bad joke)"

"Birdie birdie in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye I didn't cry I didn't sigh I thank god cows can't fly"

"A woman is late to a fight. She takes a seat next to several men. ""How many cocks have been beaten?"" she asks. ""None, until now,"" says a man with a smile."

"Why is dangerous to have sex in canada eh'ds everywhere"

"How do you confuse a gay? Seven"

"A Google Doc of friends' employment status so everyone knows who can chill whenever."

"How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have? Nun"

"I went to a zoo that only had dogs It was a shit zoo."

"Why are criminals so good at basketball? They shoot first and ask questions later."