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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a joke? I was going to tell a gay joke, butt fuck it."
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"What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen? They're both Marine layers"
"According to the 19 citations I got for trespassing and peeping, ""neighborhood watch"" isn't what I thought it was"
"Help! Has anybody seen a little boy with a corndog? Stranger: He's over there! Oh thank God! [steals little boy's corndog and runs away]"
"[At a bar] Guy: Did it hurt? Me: What? G: When you fell walking in. I saw you fall on your face. Everyone saw."
"What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck? He was on the rocks."
"Taking viagra for my sunburn. Doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off of my legs at night!"
"So I had a dream last night about eating breakfast. It was pretty *surreal.*"
"Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces? Because they're acetic."
"This morning I woke up to a tap on my front door. My plumber has a weird sense of humour."