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Joke of the Day
"Like a stoned man once said, I can't remember."
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"1)sit in toddler seat of a shopping cart. 2)tip over til feet touch the ground. 3)stand up. you're now a grocery turtle. no one can stop you"
"I want to make a film about a group of friends dealing with their classmate becoming a pop star. Britney's Peers"
"A gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two point deduction and ruins his chances of getting a medal."
"What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts? Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck."
"I saw this advert in a window that said: ""Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."" I thought, ""I can't turn that down."""
"How many Mormons do you take fishing with you? Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer."
"Should I ever go missing, please don't let the news use my 7th grade picture."
"Q: Why won't a bike stand up by itself? A: It's two tired."
"Armageddon... ...tired of all these Rapture jokes."