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Joke of the Day

"Her: Ok you hang up. Him: No, you hang up first. Her: No, you first. Him: No, you first. NSA: Both of you hang up."

"I play Jenga on the first date... so she knows my pull out games strong"

"Two antennas meet on a roof and fall in love... They date for awhile, get engaged, and then get married. The wedding ceremony itself wasn't that great, but the reception was amazing!"

"I walked into a store with a white shirt and blue Jeans and the cashier said... Welcome to our store, let us know when you **Need** anything. Xd"

"Hey everyone. I created a new word today. Plagiarism."

"Did you know that in Maine they will give you five-cents for a soda can, but they won't give you ANYTHING for a baby?"

"[Programming] Stupid Bugs... 99 bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code. Take one down, pass it around, 127 bugs in the code. Credit: Benetha619, who donated $5.00 during SethBling's stream today."

"What's the worst thing to hear after giving head to Willie Nelson? I'm not Willie Nelson."

"What do you call a black hitchhiker? Stranded."

"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims."